What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 04:21

The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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Live and Let Die
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Goldfinger
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Octopussy
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond slapping Tracy.
A View to a Kill
You Only Live Twice
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
From Russia With Love
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Dr No
-”Ah so!”
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Moonraker
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”She is very sexyful!”
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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-All the bad guys are black.